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*A great story about Mozart's long nose


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A good story is told of Mozart, the great composer, at the time he was a pupil with Haydn. It shows that a long nose is sometimes useful:

Haydn one day challenged his pupil to compose a piece of music which he could not play at sight. Mozart accepted the banter, and a supper and Champagne were to be the forfeit. Everything being arranged between the two composers, Mozart took his pen and in five minutes dashed off a piece of music, and, much to the surprise of Haydn, handed it to him, saying, “There is a piece of music which you cannot play, and I can. You are to give it the first trial.”

Haydn smiled contemptuously at the visionary presumption of his pupil, and placing the notes before him, struck the keys of the instrument. Surprised at its simplicity, he dashed away until he reached the middle of the piece, when, stopping all at once, he exclaimed, “How is this, Mozart? How is this? Here my hands are stretched to both ends of the piano, and yet there’s a middle key to be touched. Nobody can play such music – not even the composer himself.”

Mozart smiled at the half-excited indignation of the great master, and taking the seat he had quitted, struck the instrument with such an air of self-assurance that Haydn began to think himself duped. Running along through the simple passages, he came to that part which his teacher had pronounced impossible to be played. Mozart, as many are aware, was endowed with an extremely long nose – prodigious nose, which in modern dialect, “stuck out about a foot.” Reaching the difficult passage, he stretched both hands to the extreme end of the piano, and leaning forward, bobbed his nose against the middle key, which “nobody could play!” Haydn burst into an immoderate fit of laughter and, after acknowledging the “corn,” declared that nature had endowed Mozart with a capacity for music which he had never before discovered.

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The Cyclopaedia of Anecdotes of Literature and the Fine Arts

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**6 easy Questions which you got wrong !


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Question No. 1

1. What do you put in a toaster?

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Answer: The answer is bread.

If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question two.

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Question No. 2

Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk".

What do cows drink?

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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. . If you said "water" then proceed to question three.

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Question No. 3

If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?


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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "glass", then go on to question four.

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Question No. 4

Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

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Question No. 5

If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

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Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than ?one degree?, you are to be congratulated on getting this far.

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Question No. 6

Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, Two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver and what is his age?

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Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU and your age. Read the first line again.
 
 DONT FORGET TO tag/share/mail/+1 with your friends. . WHY DO WE SUFFER ALONE :p

‘&’ (ampersand)


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The English once took it to be an alphabet.
The Chinese affectionately term it ‘the little mouse’.
The Dutch call it an ‘elephant’s trunk’,
The Germans ‘a spider monkey’,
The Italians as ‘a snail’. 

 It is ‘&’ (ampersand).

*Its never too late to use our brains


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ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO USE OUR BRAINS

(A must read post!! Dont miss it)

Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week's wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street.

"Take my money," said Moishe, "but do me a favour",  Shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife
won't believe I was robbed."

The robber obliged. He threw Moishe's hat into the air and put a bullet through it.

"Let's make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers," said Moishe, "otherwise my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my coat."

So the robber shot a number of holes through the carpenter's coat. "And now…" continued Moishe.

"Sorry," interrupted the robber. "No more holes. I'm out of bullets."

"That's all I wanted to know!" said Moishe. "Now hand me back my money and some more for the hat and coat that you've ruined or I'll beat you black and blue!"(lmao)

The robber threw down the money and ran away.

* Moral: It's never too late to use our brains to get out of a difficult situation!!

Essence of Trust - A Moral Story


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A Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."

The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."

"What's the difference?'"asked the puzzled father.
"There's a big difference," replied the little girl. 'If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go but if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go.' ♥

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person you love rather than expecting them to hold yours.

This message is too short...... but carries a lot of Feelings.

What is Zero in Roman ?


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There is no Roman Numeral for zero.

     Do u know what do they use for Zero???

You can't eat money afterall


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