ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO USE OUR BRAINS

(A must read post!! Dont miss it)

Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week's wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street.

"Take my money," said Moishe, "but do me a favour",  Shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife
won't believe I was robbed."

The robber obliged. He threw Moishe's hat into the air and put a bullet through it.

"Let's make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers," said Moishe, "otherwise my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my coat."

So the robber shot a number of holes through the carpenter's coat. "And now…" continued Moishe.

"Sorry," interrupted the robber. "No more holes. I'm out of bullets."

"That's all I wanted to know!" said Moishe. "Now hand me back my money and some more for the hat and coat that you've ruined or I'll beat you black and blue!"(lmao)

The robber threw down the money and ran away.

* Moral: It's never too late to use our brains to get out of a difficult situation!!

This is your first time (will make you laugh)

A couple never fought in 25 years.
A friend asked: how did you make it possible?

Husband: we went to Paris for our honeymoon,while horse riding my wife's horse jumped and she fell down.:'(

She got up and patted the horse's back and said 'this is your 1st time'..

After a while it happened again and my wife said this your 2nd time , when it happened 3rd time, my wife took out the gun and shot the horse..!:-D

I shouted: You PSYCHO you killed the horse.

She gave me a grave look and said this is your 1st time!

And since then we have never fought...

And this will be your first time if you will not hit LIKE and SHARE :-P

A man who had suffered so much because of Poverty, was tired of life and wanted to kill himself, so he decided he would die by a train accident.

The next morning he got up from his bed, wore his clothes without eating anything and went to the Railway, he didn't know that the Train drivers were on strike. He stood in the middle of the rails and waited from morning until evening. No train came, so he was very tired and hungry. 

He then said," Let me quickly go home and eat before HUNGER KILLS ME.! :P

*take a break fromm informative things lol*

A guy asked a girl in a library;

“Do you mind if I sit beside you”.

The girl answered with a loud voice. .
I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”.

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
“I study psychology and i know what a man is thinking, I guess u felt embarrassed right?

The guy with a loud voice said”USD1000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT THAT’S TOO MUCH Ooo!!! and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears
“I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty. . . HAHAHAHA. . .

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