Weird Animal Sex Habits :: Frigatebird
★ This bird is a romantic at heart and throat.
★ Just take a look at their mating call: they inflate their throats into a bright red, heart-shaped balloon, like some kind of self-contained Hallmark greeting.
★ Meanwhile, the female seeks out the biggest and brightest balloon, the owner of which earns her.
★ And then while the two go at it, the male will shield her eyes with his wings so she won’t be tempted to run off with some better balloon-owner. hahahaha
★ This sort of jealousy and and competitiveness is incredibly human-like, only instead of balloons, it’s expensive cars, spiky hair and spray-tans.
★ Just take a look at their mating call: they inflate their throats into a bright red, heart-shaped balloon, like some kind of self-contained Hallmark greeting.
★ Meanwhile, the female seeks out the biggest and brightest balloon, the owner of which earns her.
★ And then while the two go at it, the male will shield her eyes with his wings so she won’t be tempted to run off with some better balloon-owner. hahahaha
★ This sort of jealousy and and competitiveness is incredibly human-like, only instead of balloons, it’s expensive cars, spiky hair and spray-tans.
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